And now for your reading enjoyment more professor quotes:
If you’re not in a
continuous state of fear you cannot go to law school.
Sarah did you have your
hand up? No I was just… Yeah well too bad.
My favorite commentary
on mental illness: the most interesting man I ever dated was in the waste water
treatment business. And one of the things I learned was, everything that goes
into our commodes ends up in our water system. So they found a certain kind of
fish that had a high level of anti-anxiety drug in them. And it turns out these
fish have no fear, they swim in places where their predators live and they are
eaten. So doesn't this tell you that it is ridiculous for people to take
anti-anxiety drugs when all it does is make them susceptible to dangers.
I was weaned on
Falstaff beer I think too.
I wanted to be a
professional bowler but I gave that up when I was very young.
There was that
professor who took out a 9 mm at a faculty meeting when she was denied 10 year.
It’s been a fantasy of mine.
Ladies if you’re going
to get drunk wear a skirt. No indecent exposure if you have to pee outside.
If you guys aren’t
briefing your cases you will probably go to hell when you die.
Maybe this judge took
it in the shorts during a divorce.
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